Sometimes I walk around the house pretending I’m at Hogwarts going to Potions Class.

Actually I do this every day.

Harry Potter: My name is

• My name is Harry Potter and I’m a boy and I lived
• My name is Severus Snape and I suggest you turn to page 394 our new celebrity because expecto patronum after all this time always
• My name is Dumbledore and I’m gay
• My name is Hermione Granger and in fourth year I fixed my teeth
• My name is Draco Malfoy and I’m a ferret wait until my father hears about this
• My name is Neville Longbottom and my parents are crazy
• My name is the Giant Squid and it’s not like anyone has ever seen me
• My name is Lucius Malfoy and I have awesome hair
• My name is Barty Crouch Jr and I’m not my father
• My name is Barty Crouch but I’m just a bone
• My name is Percy Weasley and Ron what are you doing in the girls’ lavatory ?
• My name is Molly Weasley and not my daughter you bitch
• My name is Voldemort and I don’t have the decency to have a nose
• My name is Remus Lupin and I am a werewolf and yes I’m fucking sirius
• My name is Minerva McGonagall and back the fuck up I’m scottish
• My name is Gilderoy Lockhart and I didn’t get rid of the Banden Banshee by smiling at him 
• My name is the Sorting Hat and I stand by what I said last year you would’ve done well in Slytherin
• My name is Bellatrix Lestrange and I just Crucio all over the place
• My name is Merope and lol i sucked
• My name is Nagini and I’m Voldy’s bff
• My name is Flitwick and I’m tiny
• My name is Seamus and I’m irish
• My name is Dean Thomas and I like football
• My name is Ginny Weasley and I lie about Harry Potter’s tattoos
• My name is the toad and I disguise myself as Dolores Umbridge
• My name is Hagrid and I like dragons
• My name is Fluffy but i’m a nasty beast
• My name is Oliver Wood and I like broomsticks
• My name is Ollivander and Harry doesn’t know what he feels about me
• My nom is Ron Weasley and we should have followed the butterflies
• My name is Lavender Brown and I’m stalker
• My name is Patil and we are twins
• My name is Charlie Weasley and I rock
• My name is Arthur Weasley and what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
• My name is James Potter and I can go suck a fuck
• My name is Lily and I have green eyes that’s the only thing my son inherited from me
• My name is Dudley Dursley and Dementors once almost took my soul
• My name is Sirius Black and people confuse me with the grim
• My name is Cornelius Fudge and if you touch me i’ll fudging kill you
• My name is Mad Eye Moody and i have a mad eye
• My name is Kingsley Shacklebolt and even muggles worship me
• My name is whoever and even I know that Dumbledore has style
• My name is Fawkes and I live and live and live again
• My name is Cedric Diggory and I’m a spare
• My name is Merlin and everyone in the wizarding world has a thing for my pants
• My name is Dobby and I’m a free elf
• My name is Fred Weasley and I’m not George
• My name is Bill Weasley and I won’t let my mummy cut my hair
• My name is Fleur and I’m part Veela
• My name is Colin Creevey and I take photos
• My name is Horace Slughorn and I want to be a slug
• My name is Pansy Parkinson and I’m a pansy
• My name is Cho Chang and I kissed Harry under the mistletoe… and i cried
• My name is Luna Lovegood and this is full of nargles
• My name is Narcissa Black and I look like there’s dirt under my nose because Draco is my son
• My name is Buckbeak and you have to take a bow
• My name is Hedwig and I have a theme
• My name is Wormtail and I fail
• My name is the Chamber of Secrets and enemies of the heir beware
• My name is Moaning Myrtle and I haunted Olive Hornby
• My name is Nick Nearly Headless and I’m nearly headless
• My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle AND LOOK WHAT I DID WITH THE LETTERS

i imagine ron saying “desmond doesn’t who he is!” in the same tone he says it when he’s talking about lockhart

i’m hearing it in my head(KEAMYYYYYYYY) right now and I see Harry’s shocked face answering it